With Another Environmental Crisis On The Rise - Local Pathetic Loser Decides to Exploit for Attention and Money
With Another Environmental Crisis On The Rise - Local Pathetic Loser Decides to Exploit for Attention and Money
Written by Jay Racc - Daily Digital News 01/06/2019
One afternoon, a local pathetic loser named Doug Erickson wakes up at 3 pm; after a long night of drinking beer, eating chips and watching porn in his mother's basement. As he does every single day, he immediately turns on his
The loser Erickson has an idea, he cracks a devious laugh and rubs his dorito-dust covered hands in preparation of what he was planning on doing. He was going to exploit an enviromental crisis for his own attention, he would create a fake instagram account pretending to be an authenthic enviromentalist group trying to help the Australian forest fires.
Erickson proceeds to make an instagram account called "help_stop_the_australian_wildfires" and begins posting shitty attention-seeking posts, posing as someone who actually cares about the wildfires.
One of his posts read out
"AUSTRALIA'S BURNING. PLEASE SHARE THIS POST TO SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT THE WILDFIRES. 1 SHARE = 10$ DONATED AND ONE ANIMAL SAVED"
And somehow, his pathetic attempt at attention-seeking actually pays off. The "bleeding hearts" of Instagram end up providing the loser with 100, 000 shares and 200, 000 likes. Wow, what a surprise.
Doug is quite ecstatic about this, he screams out in joy and excitement; knowing that he just got the most attention he's ever gotten in his dull existence. He yells out in excitement so loud that his mother upstairs tells him to shut up otherwise he won't have his favorite chicken tenders for dinner tonight.
Doug Erickson may enjoy the attention he gets in the moment, but once it's all over and his little page dies out. He's suddenly back to having to face his pathetic, boring existence of no attention or companionship.
Good luck Doug.
One afternoon, a local pathetic loser named Doug Erickson wakes up at 3 pm; after a long night of drinking beer, eating chips and watching porn in his mother's basement. As he does every single day, he immediately turns on his
computer and starts browsing the net. It wasn't long before he sees the hot news of the day; Australia's burning, many wildfires breaking out in Australia and causing damage; animals are dying.
The loser Erickson has an idea, he cracks a devious laugh and rubs his dorito-dust covered hands in preparation of what he was planning on doing. He was going to exploit an enviromental crisis for his own attention, he would create a fake instagram account pretending to be an authenthic enviromentalist group trying to help the Australian forest fires.
Erickson proceeds to make an instagram account called "help_stop_the_australian_wildfires" and begins posting shitty attention-seeking posts, posing as someone who actually cares about the wildfires.
One of his posts read out
"AUSTRALIA'S BURNING. PLEASE SHARE THIS POST TO SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT THE WILDFIRES. 1 SHARE = 10$ DONATED AND ONE ANIMAL SAVED"
And somehow, his pathetic attempt at attention-seeking actually pays off. The "bleeding hearts" of Instagram end up providing the loser with 100, 000 shares and 200, 000 likes. Wow, what a surprise.
Doug is quite ecstatic about this, he screams out in joy and excitement; knowing that he just got the most attention he's ever gotten in his dull existence. He yells out in excitement so loud that his mother upstairs tells him to shut up otherwise he won't have his favorite chicken tenders for dinner tonight.
Doug Erickson may enjoy the attention he gets in the moment, but once it's all over and his little page dies out. He's suddenly back to having to face his pathetic, boring existence of no attention or companionship.
Good luck Doug.
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